I swear, if my plant isn’t getting pissed on by dogs, it’s getting eaten by cats.   More recently, the poor plant was toppled over by a crawling adventurer, who then saw it fit to stuff handfuls of dirt into her mouth.

I didn’t even think the plant was within range of her crawling, but when I heard the tell tale baby “nom-nom-nom” sounds, I knew what had happened.

I looked down and there she was digging a hole in my toppled over plant.   I picked her up to clean her, but the sudden movement made her gag.   Her open mouth revealed a massive ball of dirt and pumice!   Oy.

I look forward to cleaning a diaper with mud-poo.

Oh, sorry, no pictures on this misadventure.   I was too busy trying to keep her from swallowing any more dirt.

Gawww.   My poor plant, man.